Hey TopBum squad! Kimi Hew here. Let’s address the peach-colored elephant in the room: yes, people often land on TopBum.com expecting a very different kind of ‘viewing experience.’ While we might not provide the adult content they were searching for, we definitely provide the ‘hard’ work they actually need.

Accidental Clicks, Intentional Gains

We get it. The name is catchy, it’s cheeky, and it’s a bit of a tease. But once you realize that the only ‘stripping’ happening here is stripping away the excuses for your flat posterior, you’re in for a treat. We’ve had users land here by mistake and leave with a 12-week glute activation plan. That’s a positive conversion.

The Ultimate Bait and Switch

Instead of a subscription to a platform that shall not be named, why not subscribe to a healthier, stronger version of yourself? Our community is built on humor, satire, and the relentless pursuit of the perfect peach. Whether you arrived here intentionally or by a fortunate typo, you’re part of the Syndicate now.