The TopBum Syndicate is expanding its perimeter, and we’re looking for elite partners to join the mission. We don’t just build bums; we build brands. If you’re a company that values technical iron, authoritative satire, and undeniable results, we want to hear from you. This is your invitation to align with the most provocative and high-intent fitness authority in the industry.
Why Partner with TopBum?
TopBum.com isn’t just a website; it’s a movement. We capture the highest intent fitness traffic—people who are tired of the fluff and ready for the iron. By partnering with Kimi Hew and the Syndicate, you gain access to a dedicated, engaged, and slightly cheeky audience that values authenticity over airbrushing. We offer high-impact integrations that go beyond simple “shoutouts.”
What We’re Looking For
We are seeking strategic alliances with brands in the following sectors:
- High-Performance Hardware: Resistance bands, gym equipment, and tactical gear.
- Premium Nutrition: Supplements that actually work and support hypertrophy.
- Athletic Apparel: Clothing that respects the glute mutation and dominates the denim.
- Wellness Tech: Biometric wearables and AI-driven recovery tools.
Engagement Opportunities
From sponsored content and product endorsements to joint ventures and fractional ownership of the Posterior Protocol, we offer a variety of ways to collaborate. We don’t do boring, and we don’t do weak hamstrings. If your brand has the volume to match our waddle, let’s talk.
Initiate Protocol
Ready to scale with the authority? Submit your credentials via our Secure Intelligence Portal. The Syndicate is selective, so don’t be boring. Let’s build the asset together.