SYNDICATE OPERATOR FAQ

Q: Is this a cult?
A: No. Cults have better snacks. We are a technical syndicate focused on the physical displacement of mass. Any perceived worship of the Gluteus Maximus is purely coincidental and anatomically justified.

Q: Why no emojis?
A: Emojis are for people with weak glutes. We use technical verbs and solid nouns. If a concept cannot be explained in English, it probably doesn’t help you squat.

Q: How do I know if I’m an “Operator”?
A: If you can sit down without making a noise the day after a Syndicate protocol, you are still a civilian. Once the waddle begins, your status is confirmed.

Q: What happens if I see an ad?
A: Report the technical failure immediately. Ad-free members have priority focus. If an ad breaches your perimeter, double your next set of hip thrusts as a corrective measure.