Welcome to the Syndicate’s “Accidental Masterclass.” Today, we’re discussing the technical displacement of mass. When Kimi Hew says “squeeze,” she doesn’t mean your morning orange juice. She means the kind of glute activation that makes the gym floor tremble.
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