THE GLUTE SYNDICATE
Aspirational Assets. Technical Iron. Authoritative Humor. Upgrade your posterior with premium fitness equipment and elite personal training. Squeeze at the top, or stay at the bottom.
Syndicate Intel: Puns & Peachy Results
Technical bulletins for the discerning Operator. We build sexy, fit bums through luxury home gym protocols and high-performance weight loss programs.
Results Trump Reflections
Stop admiring your sparkle and start executing with professional fitness coaching. Technical displacement data doesn’t lie.
The Engine Room
Your posterior is the engine room of power. Fuel it with premium health supplements and elite glute training protocols.
KIMI’S LATEST WISDOM
Why Glutes are the Foundation of Fitness (and Why We Can’t Stop Looking)
Welcome back to the Syndicate, Operators. Kimi Hew here, and today we’re diving into the meat of the matter. Literally…
The Syndicate Files: Our Backstory and Mission
Many have asked about the origin of the Syndicate. It did not begin in a boardroom. It began in a poorly lit basement gym…
Syndicate Intelligence Report: Technical FAQ Release
Due to popular demand (and a few technical incidents involving bench presses), we are releasing the technical FAQ…
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I do curls for the girls… and the boys. But I do hip thrusts for the Syndicate. Stop settling for basic routines.
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