JOIN THE SYNDICATE: PARTNER WITH TOPBUM
We’re looking for tactical partners to scale the glute-inference revolution. Let’s optimize assets together.
WHY PARTNER WITH US?
High-Engagement Content
Our satirical approach to fitness creates viral loops and unmatched audience retention. We don’t just post; we dominate the feed.
Strategic Alliances
We partner with brands that understand the power of the silhouette. From tactical gear to premium supplements, we integrate your brand into the Syndicate.
PARTNERSHIP TIERS
FIELD AGENT
Affiliate-based collaboration. Promote the Syndicate and earn tactical rewards for every recruit.
SYNDICATE ELITE
Direct brand integration. Featured placement in our glute lab reports and exclusive VIP feed.
READY TO SCALE?
Submit your credentials for review. Our tactical team will contact you if your brand meets the Syndicate’s standards.
THE SYNDICATE WANTS YOU (AND YOUR ASSETS)
TopBum is scaling. We’re hunting for high-stakes investors, elite fitness models, and anyone with a “cheeky” proposition. Let’s monetize the silhouette.
CHOOSE YOUR PROTOCOL
THE INVESTOR
You have the capital; we have the gravitational pull. We’re disrupting the fitness industry with satire and superior glute optics. ROI has never looked this good.
THE ASSET (MODEL)
Think your silhouette can handle the Syndicate? We’re recruiting elite models for our premium glute training feed. High visibility, tactical gear, and zero boring reps.
CHEEKY OFFERS
Got a wild idea? A brand collaboration that’s slightly “out there”? We’re all ears. If it’s sensational, satirical, and glute-focused, we want to hear it.
SUBMIT YOUR CREDENTIALS
The Syndicate is selective. Only the most sensational propositions will be reviewed. Don’t be boring.