Sponsor the Glute Revolution
Help Kimi keep the squats low, the spirits high, and the satire sharp.
Why Give Us Your Hard-Earned Cash?
Look, maintaining this level of “athletic excellence” (read: surviving burpees without crying) isn’t cheap. We need protein shakes, camera gear, and an endless supply of dry shampoo to keep the Top Bum dream alive.
By sponsoring us, you’re not just funding a fitness channel. You’re supporting a movement that believes in perfectly round glutes and zero judgement for eating pizza after leg day.
The “Thank You” You Actually Want
As a token of our eternal gratitude (and to ensure you never skip a workout), all sponsors receive the exclusive…
Top Bum Official Calendar
- 12 Months of Motivation: Or at least 12 pictures of gym equipment looking artistic.
- Key Dates Highlighted: National Donut Day, International Rest Day, and Kimi’s Birthday (send cake).
- Exclusive Workouts: Scannable QR codes for workouts we were too embarrassed to put on YouTube.
Join the Inner Circle
Warning: Side effects may include increased confidence and tight pants.
Sponsor the Glute Revolution
Help Kimi keep the squats low, the spirits high, and the satire sharp.
Why Give Us Your Hard-Earned Cash?
Look, maintaining this level of “athletic excellence” (read: surviving burpees without crying) isn’t cheap. We need protein shakes, camera gear, and an endless supply of dry shampoo to keep the Top Bum dream alive.
By sponsoring us, you’re supporting a movement that believes in perfectly round glutes and zero judgement for eating pizza after leg day.
The “Thank You” You Actually Want
As a token of our eternal gratitude (and to ensure you never skip a workout), all sponsors receive the exclusive…
Top Bum Official Calendar
- 12 Months of Motivation: Or at least 12 pictures of gym equipment looking artistic.
- Key Dates Highlighted: National Donut Day, International Rest Day, and Kimi’s Birthday (send cake).
- Exclusive Workouts: Scannable QR codes for workouts we were too embarrassed to put on YouTube.
Ready to Make It Official?
Warning: Side effects may include increased confidence and tight pants. Click below to sponsor via PayPal.