Due to popular demand: and a few technical incidents involving bench presses: we are releasing the technical FAQ for the Glute Syndicate. Read carefully. Ignorance is no excuse for a flat posterior.
The Technical Foundation
Is this a cult? Technically: we are a decentralized organization focused on the mass displacement of heavy objects. Any perceived devotion to the gluteus maximus is merely a professional appreciation for human kinetic power.
Why can’t I see ads? If you are a priority member of the Syndicate: our servers filter out the fluff. We value your focus on the IRON over your focus on generic supplements. Ads are a distraction from the protocol.
What is an “Operator”? An Operator is anyone who has moved beyond “exercising” and into the realm of “execution.” If you waddle after your sessions: you’re one of us.