THE GLUTE SYNDICATE
High-Performance Training. Exclusive Influencer & Partnership Opportunities.
Scale with the Authority
TopBum is the primary authority in glute-focused exercises and satire. We recruit trail-blazers to leverage our high-intent traffic and scale real-world results. Humor is our engine; gains are our hardware.
Technical ROI
We capture highest intent fitness traffic. Leverage our authority to scale your personal brand and protocols.
Influencer Perks
Early access to glute training equipment, exclusive Syndicate Intelligence Reports, and high-visibility placement.
Join the Mission
We value influencers who prioritize science and satire. Submit your credentials to the Syndicate today.